Thank you – A Mind Full of

I don’t feel comfortable doing this. I’ll share a bit about myself.

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I’ve been known to dabble at fishing. I’m not good. I bring a cigar to back my failure.
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I love Megan. I think my wife is stunning. I chase her. All around the house.
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Beer has very little chance against me.
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Gavin. May you understand fully the truth of men.
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We were having dinner with my wife’s colleague. He didn’t impress me. A storm was rolling in. I drank a portion of my beer, stood, and walked away from our table. I walked to the back of the restaurant and exited out a door that wasn’t being used. I stepped over the deck’s railing, caught my jeans and soaked my crotch. With wet pants and beer breath I crouched to my knees on this dock. 

I hope this helps.

Matt

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