You’ve seen that look before
The cheap brown suit
The Windsor knotted tie tied tight
The brothel crept boot
He’s the funniest man there ever was
The funniest there will ever be
His mirth fuelled words supress all smiles
And lack sincerity
So you avoid his eyes
You know it’s wise
He’s not your bestie mate
You don’t dare to glance
At the funniest man
Or to you he’ll gravitate, too late
To turn away
So prepare to hear
His endless repartee
His underlined unpunchlined
Forced hilarity
And though you want to be alone
You’ll buy him his next drink
Share a pub door smoke with him
You know you live in sync
With the funniest man
In the cheap brown suit
And Windsor knotted tie
The master of vulgarity
The pub bar butterfly
He’s everything you don’t want to be he’s
That man in the pub
And soon you’ll…